DOS PINCHE
GRINGOS

A motorcycle adventure project

GOOD RIDES.
BAD IDEAS.

Chasing the long way around.
Making a story out of whatever happens.

Endless Bummer / El Bajón Sin Fin
DOS PINCHE GRINGOSEL BAJÓN SIN FIN
Two grinning monkey riders in sombreros ride motorcycles along a cactus-lined Mexican coast at sunset, in distressed rally poster style
The long way looks pretty damn good.ENDLESS BUMMER / EL BAJÓN SIN FIN

ENDLESS BUMMER / EL BAJÓN SIN FIN

DESERT DUST.
COASTAL CHAOS.

Baja first. Then the Pacific coast, mangroves, Colima views, and mountain forests. The first two chapters. One adventure, dos idiomas. Plenty of ways to get sidetracked.

Choose your stretch
El Bigote Rallye flyer with two riders in zarapes on motorcycles in Baja
01 / BAJAEl Bigote Rallye
Nacho Average Coast Ride postcard with two dusty male gringo riders in contrasting zarapes, one in a dirt-bike helmet and the other in a horned skull cap, amid Pacific beaches, mangroves, Colima volcanoes, and mountain forests
02 / PACIFICNacho Average Coast Ride

01 / THE GRINGOS

A LITTLE LOST.
A LOT ALIVE.

We’re Dos Pinche Gringos. A motorcycle adventure project built around the ride, the people, and the stories you can’t plan.

The idea: a rolling adventure through Mexico. Join for a chapter, stick around for the next, or come back farther down the road. The route keeps going.

02 / THE NEXT ADVENTURE

IN THE WORKS

ENDLESS
BUMMER./ EL BAJÓN SIN FIN

One adventure. Dos idiomas.
The ride’s the point.

The long way around

Endless Bummer / El Bajón Sin Fin. The same bad idea, in two languages. Twelve chapters. One big loop through Mexico. Ride one stretch or link several together. We’re working out how to keep the adventure moving when the cast of characters changes.

THE FORMAT

150cc. Your way. Get there.

Pile onto one of our underpowered but reliable 150cc bikes and set off without a prescribed route. You’re on your own to get to the finish line. How you get there is your adventure.

Awesome food. Questionable places to sleep. Some areas have cartel activity. Danger is part of the fun.

  • 150cc. Enough power to get into trouble. Eventually.
  • No set route. Getting lost is practically a qualification.
  • The tacos will change your life. The beds may change your standards.
  • U.S. State Department warnings? Asking for a friend with a different passport.
  • Just pretend you’re Canadian. They get along everywhere.
  • Some areas have cartels. We were really hoping for just tacos.
  • Your mother will hate this. Your friends will want the photos.
Route
Mexico / 12 chapters
Departure
Schedule in progress
Attitude
Committed to the detour
How the journey connects

The first sketch uses two fleets, ten riding days per chapter, and a two-day handover within each pair. Seasonal pauses split the pairs. We’re exploring a more flexible chain with clear places to join, leave, and keep riding.

Endless Bummer / El Bajón Sin Fin field-map postcard showing the Mexico loop, twelve chapters, city hubs, La Paz–Mazatlán ferry, and join, continue, return information
MÉXICO / THE LONG WAY AROUNDEndless Bummer / El Bajón Sin Fin

03 / ONE LOOP. YOUR STRETCH.

DON’T WANT TO STOP?
KEEP GOING.

Pick where you join and how far you ride. Link your chapters on the map and see where the road takes you.

Twelve chapters. One big loop.

Click a leg to set
Drag to explore
PACIFIC OCEANMEXICO1. El Bigote Rallye — Tecate → La Paz, with Cabo loop12. Nacho Average Coast Ride — Mazatlán → Guadalajara23. Lava, Laugh, Limp — Guadalajara → Puebla34. Oaxacould Possibly Go Wrong? — Puebla → Oaxaca45. Chiapas Your Ass — Oaxaca → Tuxtla56. Jungle All the Güey — Tuxtla → Cancún67. Cenote Today, Satan — Cancún → Campeche78. Gulf Happens — Campeche → Veracruz89. Huasteca La Vista, Baby — Veracruz → San Luis Potosí910. High Plains Grifters — San Luis Potosí → Durango1011. Sierra Madre of Bad Decisions — Durango → Hermosillo1112. Sonora Later, We’re Going Home — Hermosillo → Tecate12
Your selected stretchOther chaptersBaja ferry connection

The map links chapter hubs, not a prescribed riding route. You choose your way from the start to the finish line. Seasonal pauses still apply. Use “Join at” and “Ride through” to link chapters.

    The loop is taking shape. The schedule is still in progress.

    Months, mileage, and riding days are estimates from our working itinerary; departures are not confirmed. Consecutive chapter numbers don’t guarantee a continuous trip. Ferry logistics, fleet changes, and seasonal pauses still need to be worked out.

    01 / JOIN

    Start at a handover hub.

    Each chapter starts at a named city. The next step is choosing practical arrival points and building time to meet the crew and get set up.

    02 / CONTINUE

    Keep your place in the story.

    Our working direction: book a consecutive stretch, with handovers that let existing riders stay while new riders join.

    03 / RETURN

    Pick it up down the road.

    Seasonal windows may mean taking a break. The loop gives returning riders another chapter to come back for.

    04 / DUST, INK & QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS

    THE GRINGOS.
    IN FULL COLOR.

    Framed Monkey Run Mongolia artwork showing two riders holding a trophy
    Monkey Run Mongolia / The gringos
    Framed Russian Border Monkey Run Mongolia artwork showing two travelers beside border markers
    Monkey Run Mongolia / Russian border

    THE STORY STARTS BEFORE THE ENGINE DOES.

    More road.
    More stories.
    Soon enough.